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Hey peeps, me and my keyboard are baaaack! Just in time for trick-or-treating.
I got so many great suggestions for a costume this year, here are a few: Edgar Allan Hoe, Veronica Franco, Winnie the Pooh, a dress with some screenshot prints of “Hello baby, still working? Hello, how much? Hey, I’m now free?” messages from my WhatsApp. Horrifying! All so great, but I decided to go with Baby Spice, so Emma from Spice Girls this year. It will be easy and cute for me to put together; I even have the platform Buffalo sneakers and everything.
I had another idea that I was so committed to, but I simply didn’t have the time or the budget to put it together. One of the Fembots from Austin Powers! How cool would that have been? But yeah, I don’t have the hair to pull off that 70s puff, and the wigs just not right… you know. So it will have to wait for another year. I think the reason I was so excited to do the FemBot has something to do with my prostitute/fuckdoll complex. Self-irony is a common remedy used by many of us I guess.

Last week I wrote that I had such a great subject I wanted to ponder on just before my laptop pulled a kaput on me, right? It was on shame and judgement. A week ago I came across a viral video made by a cross-dressing studio in Japan.
A man was sitting in a makeup chair, telling his individual story about why he wanted to try it, what inspired him, and what he feels and enjoys about the experience. After the professionals in the salon help him with a makeover, wig, and costume, the service includes a photoshoot to remember the occasion and final look. I loved the video, so inspiring and heartfelt, and as many of us do when we see something like that, I wanted to share it within my circle and share the joy.
So I passed the video to a couple of my friends and acquaintances.
What had made me go wow, had made other people go ew. I was shocked by how many felt there was something wrong or disturbing about why the man wanted to cross-dress, about the very existence and number of these kinds of businesses, and why it was shown and shared like that. This little interaction inspired many talks and eye-opening exchanges of views with different people over the following week. It touched on themes of religion, privacy, and background – the usuals.

Often we say where there’s a lot of judgement or anger, an extreme opposite way of thinking, there’s also fear and embarrassment. Both of those emotions are pure, not malicious, and usually fed by the instinct of self-preservation. But then, just to add an interesting extra twist, when you Google, for example, the word kink, it comes up as “sexual desire or practice regarded as unusual or unconventional.” So being turned on by something that you know could be judged or shocking for others. So if we take away judgement and shame, what’s left of the tingling sensation of someone yucking your yum?

Happy Halloween 🎃 !
Your friendly neighbourhood slut,
Emily

Week 45 (almost full!)

Mon 3.11
✨ Incall 10–18
✨ Outcall FULL

Tue 4.11
✨ Incall 12–18
✨ Outcall FULL

Wed 5.11
✨ Incall FULL
✨ Outcall FULL

Thurs 6.11
✨ Incall 12–17
✨ Outcall FULL

Fri 7.11
✨ Incall FULL
✨ Outcall FULL

Sat 8.11
✨ Out of town

Sun 9.11
✨ Out of town

Week 46

Mon 10.11
✨ Out of town

Tue 11.11
✨ Incall 13–20.30
✨ Outcall 20–23

Wed 12.11
✨ Incall 9–20.30
✨ Outcall 20–23

Thurs 13.11
✨ Incall 9–20.30
✨ Outcall 20–23

Fri 14.11
✨ Incall 9–20.30
✨ Outcall 20–00

Sat 15.11
✨ Incall 9–20.30
✨ Outcall 20–00

Sun 16.11
✨ Incall 9–20.30
✨ Outcall 20–22

Don’t hesitate to write ✍️💌 please note I only read and reply to Whatsapp & email.
No SMS or phone calls.

About me 🍒

I’m Emily, a smart and open-minded woman who is easy to be with and comes with a naturally high sex drive. I’ve lived in many countries around the world and am currently conducting sexual studies.👩‍🎓♀️♂️ now living in Copenhagen and also work as a sex and relationship therapist.
In my free time, I like to cook traditional Japanese food, enjoy a glass of fresh Savoie or clean Austrian low–intervention wine at cosy restaurants, train my head at the gym or let myself free in a blow gangbang at a sex party. I like to lead an active and vibrant lifestyle with a lively social calendar. I live as an ordinary woman and as an advocate for a more modern and open-minded understanding of sex work and the adult industry. I also dream of one day directing and producing artful erotic films.🎬

I’m a social and charismatic person (with a slightly edgy sense of humour 🌶️), but I’m also soft-spoken and attentive to your moods and feelings, which really just means I’m a big-hearted softie. I value kindness and freedom, and I hope you share my open-minded outlook on sex and pleasure.

I love having sex with singles of both sexes, couples 💞 as well as in groups.
I also love kinks, fetishes 🖤🎭 and do private events and parties (various roles: organiser/host/performer).
Open to dinner dates or joining as a confident date to a sex club, I usually bring the party with me 🍜🍷👻: (somebody invite me to an orgy, please!)

I also qualify in sex & relationship therapy (for credentials, client testimonials and separate rates: contact for more info).

I’m of a petite and slim build with feminine curves, naturally large and soft breasts, white soft skin, and big green eyes. A natural Finnish blonde,
I like elegance and minimalistic style, sometimes less is more.
I have a slight edge to my otherwise natural look with tasteful tattoos.
I like to wear what makes me feel sexy and confident, not very much into miniskirts or other clichés.

🧘‍♀️🛁 I work independently 🧿✨

Basic info💾

Age: 31
Height: 160 cm
Weight: 54 kg (slim and soft)
Breast size: natural D-cup
Sexual orientation: Bisexual
Nationality: Finnish
Tattoos: Yes (big and small)
Piercings: No
Smoking: Party smoker
Languages: English, Finnish, Japanese

Numbers 💲

45min – 1600 DKK
1 h – 1900 DKK
1,5 h – 2500 DKK
2 h – 3100 DKK
3 h – 3900 DKK
Incall and outcall same price
I ask for taxi charges for dates after 22:00 and for dates outside Copenhagen 🚕❤️
The minimum length for a meeting in outcall is 1h
Possible shower time included 🛁🧖‍♀️
Experienced and eager to meet with disabled people

What to expect

You’re paying for the experience and for the time we share together.
I don’t like to make lists or “menus” but some of the things take more time and/or effort for me to offer. Every meeting is a unique experience and based on receiving and giving genuine pleasure for everyone involved.

With me you can:

• Sex in different positions
• Blowjob (with condom)
• Kissing and cuddles
• COB
• Receiving oral
• Pillow talk

You can also ask for:

• Anal +700 (a-game, sometimes might not be possible)
• Extra man/woman +600
• Give/Receive BDSM/Roleplay +500
• Tailored set-ups (kinks/fetishes) ranges +300–900
• Pegging +500
• Superfrench +300

Instructions and information📜({})
Please include in your first message:

• First name, age, ethnicity + height & body build
• Preferred day, time, and duration
• Any specific wishes
• Payment type
• Self-introduction 🙋‍♂️ how you’d like to be touched ❤️✨

Good to know: ℹ️

• You need to be at least 21 years of age to meet
• Cancellations happen. I will just ask for a deposit if you want to try again.
• I try to reply within 24 hours 📞
• Regular STI check-ups
• No intoxicated/rude behaviour
• I don’t do face pics on website
• Include the word “trick or treat” or 🧁 in your message ✅